Campbell’s Soup Commercial

If Logodrome did advertising…
  February 19, 2004

CLOSE SHOT: A pair of slender legs walking down a bouncing springboard to the end, jumping.

LONG SHOT: A female body glimpsed momentarily, diving into a gigantic can of Campbell’s Soup. A crane is lowered to extract the comely diver, completely covered with tomato liquid. She smiles winsomely.

PAN IN TO the diver being set down amidst four bronze-tanned hunks in loincloths. They lick her hungrily, exposing bare skin.

CUE a capella:

FEMALE VOICES: Mm-mm good! Mm-mm good!

MALE VOICE (and CLOSE SHOT of two hunks simultaneously licking clean a pink nipple each): That’s what Campbell’s Soups are—

FEMALE VOICES: Mm-mm good!

CUT TO tableau: nude diver in the center, striking a saucy pose; four adoring hunks on the sides, kneeling. Everybody smiles. The diver’s teeth flash a gleam with a “ping”.

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